The other morning, I was taking the C train to work. I had a seat on one of those small benches, meant to hold about two average-sized people. I took up half the bench with my personal bulk. At one of the stops, a woman with a large bottom came to sit next to me. I was a bit confused, because there were lots of other seats available. The problem is: she didn't even look before she sat down on the other half of the bench.
It was like slow motion. I saw her butt headed in my general direction - no precision sitting for her - nosirree! She sat down, taking up about two-thirds of the entire bench, meaning that she sat on me.
I would've surrendered the whole bench to her, but I physically couldn't get up.
1 comment:
eeewwww! and i bet she emanated super-body-heat onto you, too!!
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