Is this close enough, Mom?
- Wake up Mom by swatting her feet under the blankets or sitting on her head and purring
- Scatter litter all over the bathroom floor
- Watch Mom vacuum said litter
- Sleep for 22 hours a day
- Eat
- Whine for more food even though there's food in the bowl already
- Produce more feces and urine than Mom thought possible from a 9 lb. cat
- Fight with sibling
- Chase own tail in bathtub, making lots of noise, making Mom think you're killing your sibling.
- Knock stuff around, under, over, etc.
- Dip kibble, mouse toys, catnip sock, and own paws in water bowl
- Guard front door when evil vacuum is working in the hallway
- Make diabolical plans to get into forbidden closet that contains feather toy
- Lick sibling's butt
- Lick own butt
- Sit in cardboard boxes even if Mom hasn't finished emptying them
- Sleep on Mom's clothes even though there cat beds and blankets all over the place
- Knock Bitter Apple into the garbage can because it sucks
- Make "burrr?" noises for no reason whatsoever
- Pretend to love Mom more than Dad
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