Friday, April 01, 2005

Breakfast of champions

This morning, the phone woke me up when it rang at 8:20. I ran to get it, swearing that if it was AOL for the FOURTH time in two weeks, I would definitely be mean.

Apparently, the doorman said that I had an order of tamales coming upstairs.

"What?!" He gave the phone to the delivery guy.

"You called for tamales," the guy said.

"Sorry, I didn't make the order," I told him.

Who the heck would order tamales at 8 a.m.???

Then I looked at Morty and Eli, who were whining for breakfast. Maybe they did it.

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